Ending the Hiatus

It has been a while since I've last written anything that didn't have any trace of academia over it, so bear with me as I spew utter nonsense in this piece. Or blog entry. Or whatever it is that you call this piece of non-literature. Maybe crap, maybe trash. There's really no point in labeling it. After all, the sole purpose of this post is to end a self-inflicted hiatus which, if I'm being honest with myself, no one really cares about but I. Or at least that little voice in my head that's begging me to write something. Anything, actually...anything that would remind me that once upon a time, I did enjoy writing. In fact, I loved it. If I remember it correctly, I even claimed in one of my completely preposterous pieces that my person is 90% literature. Ha. Sure. That's complete and utter bullshit. It just gives away how pretentious I was before. And believe me, you're not missing-out on anything by not having read any of the other posts I have on this blog. I tried to read some of them and I almost clawed out my eyes due to all the grammatically incorrect sentences (which, I tried to rationalize to myself as an allowance accorded by poetic license), and metaphorical cliches. It's a miracle that I haven't decided to delete this blog altogether. There's nothing here but pieces of "literature" heavily grounded on teenage angst and romantic brooding. Yuck. 

Anyway, there's really nothing much to see here so just bugger-off. Find a better blog to follow. You know, ones that have lifehacks or whatever shit that interests you. I'm going to post regularly here though just to make sure that I'm still quite sane.